February 2012
You are what you eat? Haha...I don't remember...
I dropped my computer off the boat. It's a Dell,...
Wanna hear a shapes joke? Gimme a second, im gonna...
Wanna hear a bird joke? Hold up, let me swallow...
January 2012
A new toy! Let me just tou- OH LAWD, HAVE MERCY!
travielee:
Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow
What's wrong with Twilight...
A normal person’s reaction to when someone tells you they’re 108 years old.
Bella’s reaction.
Follow the FUNNIEST blog
“You can go to UCLA or USC and walk in thinking you’re a legacy. Or you can go to...”
– (via baritonepats)
On a scale of 1-100, how beautiful do you think...
I get a boner when you use propper grammar.
